Google’s search results are way too vanilla for an OG like yourself. You need a search engine with a little gansta funk in it. Fo’ shizzle my nizzle, here’s one that’s “realer than Real Deal Holyfield” Gizoogle.
What’s Gizoogle you ask? Though not affiliated with Google in any way, it’s just like its more straight-laced cousin, with one noticable difference: it translates all search results into ganstalisious slang popularized by Snoop Dogg. Gizoogle was originally created by John Beatty, who started the site in 2005 as a joke after inspiration from a friend’s constant use of the slang on America Online’s Instant Messenger service and also by Snoop’s “Doggy Fizzle Televizzle” program on MTV.
Let’s take a look – we will use our It’s here. Gogole Maps for iPhone post or as Gizoogle, It’s here. Gizoogle Maps fo’ iPhizzy
“Git tha freshly smoked up Gizoogle Maps n’ say wassup ta Gizoogle search, voice guided navigation, transit directions, Street View, n’ much mo’. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this!Da freshly smoked up Gizoogle Maps application fo’ tha iPhizzy became da most thugged-out downlizzleed free item up in Applez‘s App Store on Thursday, just hours afta its launch.
Da long-awaited app launched up in tha early hourz of Thursdizzle morning, finally brangin relief ta tha mazillionz of iPhizzy playas forced ta rely on Applez’s own much-maligned mappin system.”
It’s not just for websites either it works great for Facebook and Twitter but if your tweets are protected it will not work and you will see, “Only confirmed followers have access ta @JordanTBHz Twizzlez n’ complete profile. Click tha “Follow” button ta bust a gangbangin’ follow request.“.
Update 11:05 PM: It appears this doesn’t work for Facebook yet (if you find a way around it let us know) you will be given an error message; (which basically it’s saying your browser is outdated.)
“Update Yo Crazy-Ass Browser
You’re rockin a wizzy browser dat isn’t supported by Facebizzle.
To git a funky-ass mo’ betta experience, go ta one of these cribs n’ git tha sickest fuckin version of yo’ preferred browser:”
Jordan Couzens is the man behind JordanTBH Technologies. He has a keen interest in Technology and Computer Programming.
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